Trick or treat to all my ghouls, goblins, witches, and custies! i got the low down on the throw down that was biscoween brahs! the boys brought the heat on this spooky night so boof your snickers cause this review is gonna own you. mertonfirmed.
So my night started at 3 pm on Halloween. It was me, Sunshine, and Spun Rob....oh and Marley the golden retriever. I was putting on the final touches of my outfit which was an effen pig. Sunshine was dorothy, Marley was toto, and Spun Rob was dressed as a dirty ass, drug guzzling scenester wook (he had no costume). Well, we pile into Sunshines van and hit the long road, all supah pumped for the tour opener. We listened to 4/9/99, we listened to 12/29/01. we listened to haymaker and we puffed some freshie outdoor organics grown by sunshine. Her buds are always the kyndest. She says her secret is to talk to the plants, that and Marleys dookie helps as fertilizer. I decided to start the effen party early on this night so i put a 5 strip in my Big Mac at a rest stop on 90. By the time we got into Beantown I was shittier than the sox brah! we parked in some garage i guess but it seemed like a dungeon to me. i started getting real pumped for bisco. And we needed to gear up for the show cause it was gonna be an early one tonight. As i finished my 3rd sammy smith, licked the bags clean of molly, railed a line of K, took a shot of Jim Beam, puffed a bowl of hashish, and then boofed a pressie, i was thinking i was about halfway to being ready to rage. I made my last adjustments to sunshines outfit. I colored her cheeks red and gave her pigtails. Spun rob was busting my ballsac saying i was geigh but i can't deny my artist intuition or whatever dude. frankly me and spun rob weren't on the best of terms. He was just pissed cause he was the DD.
So after me and spun rob blasted some K, huffed alittle meth, freebased some yeyo, popped some boomers, and took shots of Beam, we were ready to hit up the MORPHEUM!!! we rolled up and dudes were like "Brahs! You are missing the effen show! They already stahted!" Before i could say "Pahk the cah in the hahbah" i was effen inside the venue lost as shit and bisco was onstage playing TRUIMPH!!!!! havent heard this gem since fucking the Palace in Albany! I fucking pushed my way to the front, holding sunshines hand the whole way cause she was sho EFFED up from some pure sass and some molly some dude in a skunk outfit gave her. we made it to the balcony and some ol bitch showed us our seats. Right then they busted into Pilin It Higher! SHO SHICK!!!! heard this a bunch last tour but its great every time! Then we got a Digital Buddah! AYEKMB? (Are You Effen Kidding Me Brah?) shit was sicky mcshickenstein! I was unzzing out HARD! i felt the unzz deep in my soul. Sho deep and sho real. I started thinking i was losing control from all the drugas yo ingestas mis amigos so i took a couple key bumps to straighten out. spun rob was M.I.A. Maybe he was pissing or something. anyway, then the sickest shit EVA went down. This choir of like 20 people starting singing and brownie started singing and they were rocking sho hard! it was EFFEN PINK FLIZOYD MY NIZZLE! the biscuits nailed this tune sho hard and the choir was shick! The set then ended with a ridiculous Svenghali > ROCK CANDY! me and sunshine were singing to each other " And you got, you got I, and now we both got two!" sunshine was kinda kissing me and gettin touchy feely. She was literally stroking my nightstick there for a while. set break came and went real quick. but not without a trip to bathroom for rails of Ketamine! WOO HOO! i could hear all these crazy conversations and i was tripping my effen satchel awf at this point! I was in the bathroom for like 30 minutes shooting the shit with a tennis player, a huge penis, flavor flav, and some dude with tits. They looked mad real so i asked the obvious question, "can i do a boobie bump?" he said sure and me and flavor flav rocked gaggerinos off dem tig ol bitties!
I race back to my seat and the boys are opening second set with Save the Robots. Sho pumped for this beast. I find sunshine in the back of the balcony chillin with Spunion Robert (full name). He was all bummed about shit or whatever. He was shitting all ovah the percussion brah hated the sound of the venue and blah blah blah....i didn't have time for Debbie Downers when i was so effen UPPED from the UNZZ! i started throwing my perfected progressive-technotronic-electric-slide-shuffle down and was throwing my fists in the air. Then came a rocking Reactor. Shit got real dark there and then the choir was chanting and the theatre was shaking and the murals were cracking and i FLIPPED MY SHITBALLS! Then order was restored and Reactor was finished. phew. Then the sweet notes of Svenghali start up and they rock that out sho HARD! love this tune. nice use of the choir to complete the intrinsic version of this song. I sat for a bit during this jam and tasted the bitterness of some molecule with a dude in a budweiser can and a girl scout chickadee gave me a special cookie. the kidz were looking sharp tonight! got alotta laughs fer sure. too bad my own crue was straight lounging and not effen ragin it hennessey-side. So the biscuits played a near flawless rendition of "You Cant Always Get What You Want" by the stones and for a second there i thought barber was effen Jagger dudes. He sounded so authentic i was loving it. What i wanted was a effen Mr. Don, but i guess you can't always get what you want. And the encore was a Lai, which was what we needed. It got dark and heavy and i felt dirrty after that shit. The show came to an end but the night was far from over. THERE WAS STILL AN INNOCENT AND UNKNOWING HOTEY TO RAGE! so me and sunshine and (far from) spun rob got into the van, after scoring some coke and ice cold molly, and arrived at the Marriot son. we checked in, dropped some liquid, cut out some rails and cracked open the mini-fridgy! all the kidz started coming in and we spent the entire night jumping on beds and talking about the show. that was until spun rob was getting super pissed at me. He started calling me out saying i was an effen NOOB! He was like tonights show blew and i was like dude it was FIYAH! and he was like set one was the heat but set two was a let down and i was like brahmigo, no likey your negatron commentivos por favor and shit! and he stormed out of the hotey and got in the van, puffed some deemsters and he tried to drive out of the hotel and strand us but his plan foiled when we crashed into the lobby of the hotey! the effen pigs showed up and carted Spun rob to jail. So if anyone sees me at the calvin, i need to raise $5,000 for spuns bail kiiiid. hes still my boy. overall it was a great night. rock candy was highlight for me, that and raging the scene. to all the naysayers: 2.0 is here and if you cant hang with it then you might end up in jail like my boy. people fear change ya know but like change is constant, like the untz.
see you at the calvin,
abovethedave
10/31/06 Orpheum Theatre, Boston, MA
All Hallows Eve Masquerade Ballwith Shawn Hennessey on percussion
Set I: Triumph1> Svenghali2 3, In The Flesh3 4 5> Digital Buddha3, Svenghali2 3> Rock Candy
Set II: Save The Robots, Reactor> O Fortuna3 6> Reactor, Home Again3, You Can't Always Get What You Want3 7
Encore: Little Lai
1 unfinished
2 dyslexic
3 with the Boston Symphony Orchestra Choir on backup vocals
4 last known performance, 2/13/96 (Pink Floyd)
5 with 'O Fortuna' (Carl Orff) intro
6 1st time played (Carl Orff)
7 1st time played (Rolling Stones)
Commentary: Who can forget the kid that crashed his car at the HoJo? I had to add that somehow. plus the term "mertonfirmed" came from Merton AKA SirHumpsAlot AKA fourtwenty420 (PT names). Merton is maybe the greatest troll ever to patrol the black board. I did hang with a flava flav in the mens room and a guy with boobs was in there. A dude in a skunk costume spent the better part of his night crawling and scurrying around the Orpheum like a...uhh..skunk...and that was weird as hell. I gave some love to Quinn from the Indobox (guy in budweiser can) and Melissa Park (girl scout).
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