My review of the sex i had last night (also titled "Phenway")

So overall it was like a 7/10. Definitely above average but still a bit left to be desired. Sounds were fantastic from my position but when i switched locations I found that the sound got drowned out but I was listening very intently to the whole night. Show opened with a solid "I Am Drunk and Don't Want To Go Home", though a bit predictable I was happy to hear it. Then came "Let's Go To Bed" which is one of my favorite Cure songs and it was perfect timing in the set. We get ready for the next step and get a nice "Back Massage" which without fail ALWAYS goes > "Take Off All My Clothes and Ravage My Eager Body". It started to get hot in the ATD Bednorth Arena (Boston) but we powered on. Jam out of TOAMCARMEB was hot and before I know it we are face to face..with a nice four on the floor (literally) jam that has me thinking we got to be getting a monster "Condom NOW!!!" and bam!! I quickly get down and put on my best moves to stay hard...core that is. Gotta rep my hometown show brah! So then we go to "Fuck Me Like You Want Me" which is always a great thing to hear. I prefer a "I Love Your Dick Inside Me" or a very rare "You Can't Hurt Me" but those are mostly reserved for the craziest of nights. set one ends with a "Are You Inside Me Because I Really Can't Feel Anything" which brings the show to a screeching halt and as the the lights come on there is quite alot of chatter from the crowd about the choice of song. After about 15 minutes the lights go down and its time to rage second set!
It opens with a wonderful classic, "Only the Tip" which is a RAW song that takes alot of precision playing and great timing because there are so many tempo changes. Before we knew it though we were getting a "Fully Inside and Possibly Gonna Cum Too Quick So I Need to Start Thinking of Something Gross Like My Mom Naked Taking A Shit"!!! AMAZING!!! It was totally pulled off too! Like a pro! I held on tight as the place was rocking!! Things were flying around everywhere and we were screaming and yelling and panting and pumping away...our fists!! WOO HOOO!! Then we get a switch up stylistically, and slow it down with "Hop On Me Little Lady" and wow did the girl i was with dig that! she was really into it but i took a break and let her bounce to the rhythms. She really got off on that number so we were anticipating the next move. Fortunately for me it was a "Blowjob From A Drunk Girl" but wait!! no!! it was just a tease...damn...then it jumps right into "Finish Inside Me" which I always love but worry about sometimes because it always marks the end of the show. But I delve deep into it and we coast right to the climax of the jam and we are just convulsing to the song and I am about to explode...with excitement! The climax goes right into "Oh Shit I Just Busted A Nut In This Girl And Now She Could Get Preggers" which is a SCARY ass jam that really bugs you out but you just gotta hope you get a "Its Okay I Will Take Plan B in the Morning So Don't Worry" but I wasn't hearing those notes!! Fuck. Whats the encore gonna be??? We discuss some of the highlights and stuff. Then I hear something I haven't heard EVER!! FIRST TIME!!! the power ballad of them all!! "I Want You To Take A Dump On My Chest Because My Father Never Loved Me"!!! I mean, I have heard a "Please Give Me A Golden Shower" or "I Am Cool With Anal" but DAMN!!! THIS NIGHT ENDED WITH QUITE A SURPRISE!!! Things kinda got weird once the bombs were being dropped. I mean i love when they drop some BOMBS but this seemed dark and weird tonight.

All in all it was a solid show. I am really just glad we didn't get another "Umm Sorry That Was So Quick, Usually I Can Go For A Lot Longer I Swear". I mean,the chick i was with hears that tune ALL the time when we rage a show together so that was good. Coulda gone for a "Threesome With My Best Friend Who Happens To Also Be An Asian Model And Is Bisexual And Could Deep Throat An Umbrella" but who am i kidding?? Thats for dreamers! I am just happy to have gotten laid.

atdave


5/31/09
ATD Bednorth Arena

Set 1: I Am Drunk and Don't Want To Go Home, Let's Go To Bed, Back Massage > Take Off All My Clothes and Ravage My Eager Body > Condom NOW!!!, Fuck Me Like You Want Me > Are You Inside Me Because I Really Can't Feel Anything

Set 2: Only the Tip > Fully Inside and Possibly Gonna Cum Too Quick So I Need to Start Thinking of Something Gross Like My Mom Naked Taking A Shit, Hop On Me Little Lady* > Finish Inside Me > Oh Shit I Just Busted A Nut In This Girl And Now She Could Get Preggers

E: I Want You To Take A Dump On My Chest Because My Father Never Loved Me

* w/ Blowjob From A Drunk Girl tease