You know brahs and brahzierres, phamily is alot like family. whether you share the same blood, or share the same bowl, family is forevahhhh! i decided that for this show i was gonna take me momz cause she dealt with 9 months of me inside her, and well, i don't know any other woman who can say that! LEEEEROOOOYYYY JEEEENNKKIINNNSSSSS!! but serially kidz, my mom pwned me for a long time, so i thought i would let her get pwned by the biscuits. enough talking. lets do this.
me and sunshine and marley the dog met up at my crizib round noon. my mom came home from shopping and threw on a hoodie and a baseball cap and we all hopped in the van. We had a short drive to NYC (coming from Dirty Jeerzz). We were just kinda vibing low key cause of the momz. I was just riding gun while blasting chonkers of yip and bumping some k when my mom was like "Hook a momz up son" and twisted her cap. Sunshine and I looked at each other and were like "DAMN!!!" we threw on some 99 and started boofing our dog. SICK! We got to NYC, parked the car, and needed to go kick it somewhere. I didn't want to sketch out my mom so i knew the location should be chill.
So after we had a deemster puffin session in a back alley behind the Hammy, we sat back and opened up a cooler chock full of nut-browns and threw back some Sammys. Some broseph came by and was slinging some fuel and some doses. i got a ten strip. my mom bought 2 and an eightball and bought the dudes shades right awf his head. she put them on and looked effen ridonkulous!!! she started busting out dancing but then one of the alley doors swung open and knocked her on her ass. We were all like "WTF?" but then we were like "OMG!" cause effen MAGNER came out with a butt in his mouth and a lighter in his hand. my mom got all in his face but i was like mom chill, this dude is in the band, and i slapped him five. He lit up his butt and we lit up smokes too, as to share in the moment. Sunshine was like "can you please play Resurrection for my boy Spun Rob?" and Magner was like, "Sorry, Allen doesn't know that one yet." And then i was like "Can you play Truckers?" and Magner was like "Sorry, we already wrote the setlist. And trust me guys, its gonna be FUCKING FANTASTIC! MACROCOSMICALLY FANTASTIC! If i were you guys i would drop some L. well i gotta go rehearse guys. I love you guys, from the bottom of my heart. Be safe." Then Magner swung open the door and we peeked inside and saw Barber (SHICK!) macking on some chicks (SHICK!) while blowing gaggerinos (SUPA SHICK!) awf of dem titties (SHICKY MCSHICKSTERS!!!). I could have been seeing shit cause as soon as Magner said L i just scarfed the effen ten strip! Though the chillin' was brief, the words were deep brahmigos. We decided to go in cause i wanted to show my mom around. We put all of our drugs in my my moms bra and waltzed in. Marley just kicked it in the van (we put on 8-5-02 for him by request cause its his favorite house dawg). my mom had to go to the bathroom she said, so we split up. i was effen tripping my scrots awf! i grab a couple beers and me and sunshine stumble to the 1st mezz. we sit next to some 8 year old dude and me and him start reminicing about 1998. He was like "Bernstein and Chasnoff was the effen tits" and i was like "Memphis was the effen tits". dude was cool. He said we were gonna get a Mulberrys, i thought it was gonna be Stone > Devils Waltz. the lights went low and still no sign of my mom. oh well. i am glad i grabbed mis drugas. me and sunshine were near tears when the band came out. Sunshines eyes were real wide and she was seeing some crazy shit. She told me she thought they were gonna open with "Rocking the Casbah". I gave her some molecule and lifted up her skirt and boofed some K in her cooch. She kissed me on the neck and right then....little man was right! we got a Mulberrys Dream! LIFE HE SAID IS ALL ABOUT STYLE! I throw back my $6 domestic beer and start getting down. Real spacey version of this one. i am not an over-fluffer but this was the SHICKEST MULBERRYS EVAHHHHHHH!!!! barber just ripped it into the stratosphere dudes! Then we got the real deal Basis for a Day intro jam. It sounded like we were in an Indian Spacestation or something dudes! shit was stellar. This tune kicks off and goes into Deep space nine with the trancefusionprogressivebreakbeatfouronthefloorcalafragalisticexpaladoshes rhythm. I am looking everywhere for my mom and don't see the bitch, but in the corner of my eye i see my boy Wookie Pete!! Hes out of his effen skull with a fist in the air and sweating up a storm like we were back in the Wetlands ragin it til came the Sweatglands!!!! He was screaming "Basis!!!" and i jump on his back and he falls down. We got some securities flashlight put on us but we show that we are boys and they are cool wit it. Wookie Pete is rolling his effen mantits off and gives me a pressie, Hes a big boy so i go back to sunshine cause i need my space to get down. 1st mezz is where its at. the sound is straight FIYAH!! Out of effen nowhere we get a ragin ROCK CANDY!!!!!!! This was so epic dudes. what a gem. probably my favorite oldie they got, just classic bisco. This goes back into Basis and brownie is like "Gimme all your fucking money". i think he did, i know I DID! Then they busted into Echoes! looks like magner was right, this was for the Tweakers! i have never seen this shit so i was effen pumped! they nailed this tune so hard it couldn't effen WALK the next morning! then the boys disappeared and the house lights came on and i was effen mystified brahs! what a killer set! too bad my mom was gone. i walked over to the womens room but supposedly there was some commotion cause some random dude was in there already, but it could have been me, i was so spun i didnt know where i was! i checked everywhere though. then i saw my boy Mikey from Relix and i was like "dude, i need your VIP laminent so i can get backstage, my mom might be back there!" he was hesitant but i convinced him (gave him a nugget) and went back there. I didnt see her anywhere so i hit up the backstage bathroom and when i walk in i see the craziest shit i have ever seen: BARBER BANGING MY MOMZ!!!???? it was sho shick dude! i was laughing my ass awf but kind of crying cause i came from that hole knowhaimsayin?. anywho, barber is like "dude, your mom is sho cool AND hot" and i was like "barber, i am glad you are showing her all things bisconsidered but i want her to feel the music, not the musician son!" he thought i was a spunion (which i am) and i said i won't stress about it but hes gotta play Mr. Don second set. He was down and then i left them there so they could finish. It would be sho cool if my mom had me another brother from the seed of Barber. I was sho flabergasted by the events i needed to refocus. i did a line backstage of some k/yeyo/molecule and walked back out to Mikey and gave him his laiminent. I then got back in time for the lights to go low again. The boys finished Echoes and then bust into MEMPHIS!!! AWESOME!! they destroyed this tune! and then they go into Hot Air Balloon. This is sunshines favorite tune so whenever they play it we make out and then do a fingerprint. she is such a nice girl. i would be pissed if barber banged her. anyway, they do a real beautiful rendition of HAB and then we get a MINDLESS DRIBBLE! AHHHHHHH! this first jam was decent but the jam out of dribble was on point and rocking! i was getting nervous when they went into Buddah cause i wanted my Mr. Don. but low and behold i got my Don like barber got my Mom! SHO SHICK! this version ruled sho hard! i was throwing down! Wookie Pete came over and we puffed a fat spliff and i bumped some CGB or something and got sho down! Second set ended and i was spent! but then they came out for the encore and busted into Spraypaint (my 3rd in the last 4 shows) I felt this one was the most symbolic. I thought about my year with the biscuits. i thought about bonnaroo, camp bisco, the orpheum, the palace, the calvin, the glowsticks, the wooks, the noobs, the chicks, the bears, and the molecule. i was feeling real good and just smiling ear to ear when sunshine tapped on my shoulder. she looked at me and grabbed my hand and put it on her belly. She said "do you feel that?" i waited and then i felt some pounding coming from inside her! it was the bear babies from Robbie! they love SPRAYPAINT!!! SHO SHICK! we were sho happy and sho spun and just held each other. I cant effen wait til i get to see these bisco bears and take them to camp next year to see their father. But my year with bisco is at an end. i met up with my momz outside the Hammy. She said she met some girl who went by the name Happy420, who asked my mom for a sample of barbers lovejuice. my mom sold it to her for like $50!! HA! we used the extra cash to buy a bisco hoodie for my mom. She said it was the SHICKEST SHOW EVAAHHHH!!!! and i had to agree.
see you all next year!
abovethedave
11/25/06 Hammerstein Ballroom, New York, NY
Set I: Mulberry's Dream, Basis For A Day> Spacebirdmatingcall1> Basis For A Day, Echoes2
Set II: Echoes3, M.E.M.P.H.I.S.> Hot Air Balloon, Mindless Dribble4> Digital Buddha1> Mr. Don
Encore: Spraypaint
1 unfinished
2 unfinished; the band left the stage while the middle section was looping over the PA and continued throughout the set break
3 ending only
4 with "Crickets" tease
Commentary: Shout outs to Mike Greenhaus and Jared (the smallest biscuits fan), who i saw for the first time in the first mezz at that show. I actually took my youngest brother, who was 18, to his first Biscuits show on this night as well.
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