Camp Bisco V (parts 1 and 2)

part 1 of 2
meet me in the club, its going DOWN. meet me at the camp its going DOWN. holla back brah. fucking reporting live from Wookieville where the grass is green and the boys are spun out fer sure. let me give you the breakdown of the sickest fucking night of music EVAAAAA!!!!! AHHHHH!! So after waiting what felt like an eternity, the crew was ready to rage it up at camp. it was me, spun rob, and sunshine, all barberside. spun rob snuck in some molecule and we all boofed some pressies in the woods. it was my first time boofing so sunshine helped me out. she popped in the X and i could feel it sitting there in my fucking rectum dude! shit was nuts! it took like 10 minutes but then i started jawing BIG TIME! and then the boys came out. They were looking pumped as hell and i was rolling my effen titties awff! they kicked it all off with CYCLONE FAKEOUT > DUB DRIBBLE > PLAN B > DUB DRIBBLE!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! i was slapping my boy in the head so hard when they busted into plan B. brownie was signing :"it all started up in the mountains last year" and we were just screaming and throwing our fists! i bumped into this hot little lady. she was rocking a twisted cap and camo and was puffing some headdy nuggets. i started really getting my bisco-trance on and she responded. I asked for a puff down and she passed me a oney of the choicest, tastiest ganja. I was totally feeling this chick and we were just good-vibing each other hard brah. She was getting dirty to the dub and i was smiling from ear to ear. Just then they bust into 7-11!! wow! sho shick! i turn around to see my girl sunshine whipping out a bag of some more molly and some hits of L. i put my hand out and she dumps down some powder and some paper. i lick it clean and then instantly hurl all over myself! AWW SHIT! good thing chicky didn't see. the 7-11 was raging and the rain was coming down. barber was screaming "i got a pool full of bitches!" and i was so close i could swear he was trying to mack my chick. i ripped off my puke-covered hoodie and threw it on the ground. it was getting cold so i had to power-trance my way thru it. Then an INVERTED SVENGHALI! wow. looks like the train was starting to pick up speed and we were all riding along. I was pounding bud lights all day and all night so by this point i needed to take a piss break. i asked my new lady friend if she had to go too. She hesitated at first but i assured her i wouldn't look at her cooch. we walked up the mountain to the very top. The crowd up there was super chill. We chilled briefly in the woods doing our business just casually talking. Then we heard a noise. It was a rustling in the leaves right by us. we couldnt see in the dark so i grab m'ladys hand and we back out into the grass again. then we saw it, A FUCKING BEAR! and dude this brah was effen HUUGE! he walked on his hind legs out of the woods and looked at me right in the eye. My chicky split and left me there face to face with this thing. I said "brah, i know we are in your zone out here but we come in peace and we just are here for the weekend and we are looking to get down to this wonderful thing called bisco." i thought i was gonna get mauled straight up but then the bear sat down and said to me, "brah, i, like you, truly respect and search out quality music. us bears are just like you dude. i mean, sure, we have hair covering our entire body and fish all day but we love a siiiiiick spaga as much as you brahs." me and the bear then sat and puffed some outdoors. He was smelling my puke on my hoodie and he started licking it clean. I was like "dude! thats gross!" then i realized it was covered in molly and L and this bear was gonna be rolling its bear TITS awwwff!!! DAMN! set one ended with a rocking rock candy, which i didn't care about cause i was chilling out with a talking bear on acid. setbreak i texted like everyone telling em to meet me by the CAMP BISCO V hollywood sign but no one believed me. Turns out the bears name is Robbie. He's seen a good amount of shows at Hunter Mountain. He said he was most excited about this Camp Bisco thing though. His favorite song is Magellan so he said. i showed the bear how to boof stuff. He couldnt really do it so i boofed for him. I had some K i scored at Big in Japan the night before and i popped some in there. between that and the molly and the L this bear was getting DOWN!!! set 2 began with a FUCKING SPRAYPAINT! i was so pumped singing!,"FREEDOM IS A GUN! WITH GIANT BAGS OF MONEY!! WRAPPED IN UNIFORM!!" Robbie the bear wasn't diggin this song cause when they said gun he got bugged out but he liked the jam. I guess he wasn't familiar with 2002 biscuits. Then the jam had us straight brownie bobbleheading to some drum-n-bass! and outta nowhere we get SPAGA!!!! robbie was throwing his paws in the air. he groundscored a baseball cap and threw it on and twisted it and started really getting into it. I was so pumped by this. Then i saw m'lady come up from the hill. She was effen surprised to see me dancing with a bear! but she was chill. she brought up some balloons she was given by some kids just then. We all ripped some nitrous HARD and then robbie started rolling down the hill! he knocked into a tree and looked pretty roughed up. When we got to him he was laughing and screaming "MAGNNEEERRRRR!!!!" we all high fived and all sat by the tree as the biscuits played into Humu!! what a treat it was. i thought it was a perfect time to bust out the diesel rockfuel. i told m'lady we got no flat surface. I asked her if she had a car key or something for some bumps. She was like, "i got something much better boys" and pulled out a bomb ass tittie!!!! i poured out some yip and i ripped one and kissed her for good measure too. SWEET! then robbie got up and was like "hit me!" i poured out a gaggerino and he ripped it (and drooled) and then got up and started shaking it! then the biscuits go into THE GREAT ABYSS!!!! DAMN!!! me, m'lady, and robbie were tearing it up and loving it. the boys were on fiyaaahhh!!!! i was talking to m'lady about something i dunno but i looked over and robbie was gone. we thought he was just taking a whizz but after the SICKEST ROCK CANDY EVAHHHH!!!! he still wasn't around. then the encore went down. KING OF THE WORLD was sick mcsicksters. Then Magellan Reprise! it was so beautiful i was near tears. me and m'lady were just railing butts and chatting about life, really connecting ya know, and we ended up going back to my site and drank tasty high lifes til sunrise. I didn't saw robbie again that night but i did have vicious tent sex! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! SICKEST SHOW EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part 2 of 2
well theres nothing quite like two wook-rattling nights of BISCO, maybe TWO nights of hulla-effen-hooping at a SHICK SCI SHOW BRAAHHH...just kidding my biskids. night 2 was just as raging as night one. while Theivery Corporation was on I was in Wookville in a K hole dipping into some AMT (fresh from a brah from Georgia). he hooked it up with the kind trade. i traded a mushroom chocolate and a chicken gyro pita for a hit. Dude said it was like an eigth of mushies and a like 6 hits of L. i was effen SOLD! but i had to get outta this k hole cause the show was gunna start. Everyone knows the way out of the K hole: MOLLY!!!! so i boofed a bit, i bumped a bit, and i lapped some up. Smoking a butt with my crew: Sunshine, Spun Rob, and my boy Kev, things were looking SAWLID dude. Then the effen pigs showed up looking for trouble. They were holding my boy DJ by his effen dreads and threw him on the ground. "EVERYONE GET OVER HERE AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!" the coppers were raiding our joint. They took our K. they took our molly. they took $3,000 cash. they took our pipes, our weed, our X, our L, our ganja brownies, our AMT, our DMT, our LSD, our PCP, our pharmies, our yeyo, our oxys, our hash, our opium, our crystal, our tanks, our ipods, our stereo, our t shirts, our soap ( just kidding, we dont OWN ANY!), and they were like "Its either jail or keep your mouth shut and let us take this shit!" so we let em. effen pigs. we had nothing left. no money, no party, and if we had some fine looking ladies i am sure they would stolen dem bitties too. shit was looking down night two brahs fer sure. good thing THE FUCKING DISCO BISCUITS WERE ON STAGE!!! by this point i was straight dragging ass. so beat from the previous two nights. cops raided my tent. it was cold and cloudy. but i was chock full of molecule. I must have been a bit upset cause i yakked in the port-a-party while taking a key bump and rocking a piss. oh well. TO THE SHOW! we all get to the pat down and i just look at the effen pig and was like "brah, i got nothing on me. you can check my ass if you want." thankfully he didnt cause i was so F'd UP i forgot i boofed a bunch of k! whoops! so we enter the venue and what do we hear but the sweet sounds of CAMERA B!! I havent heard this fucking gem since 2001! i mean what a treat! i race past everyone and lock down a spot up front. I light up a butt and bang my head as they take this song TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!! WHOO!! sunshine and my boy kev roll up. they look bummed out but i showed em some of my perfected bisco-trance-fusion- progressive-breakbeat-rock-throwdown maneuvers and they started getting down. and then some panda came by and dosed us all. i put my 3d glasses on and started flipping my shit. sunshine and kev started bugging out and ran into the woods. i just tripped out hard. the whole next sequence of songs blew my mind: Beethovens 2nd Movement > Sound 1 > Floes > Chemical Warfare Brigade!!!!!! MAAN! they were really tapping into SAMMYS mind all first set! wow. i was so blown away just getting down. then SPHONGLE came out and they did a DUB APE!! sickest ape evahhhh! i went up on the hill and was peaking hard during this part. the lights were nuts for the setbreak too. I started throwing back the brews. I decided a good thing to do was go the 'hollywood' CAMP BISCO V sign and kick it. Some kids were wacked out up there . they were puffin headdies and talking about some conspirator song or something. kids were effen F'd. they told me to go behind the "O" in "BISCO". i did and found a bag of OXYS!! AWESOME! i popped like 3 right as the band came on. Then I laid there. It was a good second set. I don't remember it at all but it seemed tight. I think there was a crickets maybe? I laid there watching the stars until 5 am. Then i went back to my tent. Sunshine and Kev were boning in my tent all vicious-like. I started saying shit and laughing but they didn't respond, shit sounded ROUGH brah! I opened the tent and turns out it was ROBBIE the BEAR banging this wook!! FUCK YEA!!!! HE WAS ALL UP IN IT BRAH. DUDE WAS POURING HONEY ON HER AND JUST ROCKING IT RAW DOG!!!! I just stayed up schwillin' and cheering them on! I must have groundscored alot of shit cause i had like 14 lighters and 5 cellphones in my pocket. I traded them to some kids for a hot dog and a couple gaggerinos and me and the wookchick and the bear blasting em til like 10 am. shit was nuts. SICKEST SHOW EVAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! can't wait to be back at camp man. to all the effen NEWBS get your shit right, all you out of control fuck ups are hurting the scene brah. get experienced. you make us veterans look weak and get the bad heat on us from the pigs brahs. so to all those bisco-tested vets who go for the ESSENCE of bisco dude then i SALUTE YOU. stay real kids. til next review...

08/25/06 Hunter Mountain Ski and Lodge, Hunter, NY
Camp Bisco V
Set I: Mindless Dribble1 2> Plan B> Mindless Dribble2> 7-113> Svenghali4> Rock Candy
Set II: Spraypaint> Spaga4> Bazaar Escape, Humuhumunukunukuapua'a> The Great Abyss4> Spraypaint

Encore: King of the World, Magellan Reprise

1 preceded by 'Cyclone' tease
2 dub version
3 unfinished
4 inverted

08/26/06 Hunter Mountain Ski and Lodge, Hunter, NY
Camp Bisco V
Set I: Abraxis, Therapy, Camera B> Bach's Inventio 3, 42, Boom Shanker1> Chemical Warfare Brigade, Gamma Goblins2

Set II: House Dog Party Favor> Kelly Watch the Stars3> House Dog Party Favor4> 7-115> House Dog Party Favor6> Voices Insane, Crickets

Encore: I-Man

1 1st time played (Conspirator)
2 1st time played (Hallucinogen); with Simon Posford
3 1st time played (Air)
4 ending
5 completes 8/25 version
6 middle section only

Commentary: So after this Camp there was a lot of commotion about people spotting bears at Hunter Mountain. So I ran with that idea. I actually did throw up during the first night so I had to include that somehow. The cops were coming down hard and raiding tents second night and security was a real pain in the ass at this Camp, worst that I have seen at a Camp. I did meet a guy from Georgia who was swinging something called AMT or something. A drug I have never heard of that he said was like 6 hits of L and this and that and blah blah blah. Weird dude. I didn't buy any, no.
This review was the first one that people seemed to really love. I love this one too.