wassup to all my bonnarookies and bonnawookies and all my steamy brahs - i had like the sickest show evah late night till the ROOster crowed and the sun rose. heres my review:
so obviously there was alot of competition on this blazing hot night but i'm no music junkie, so i went out to wookville, grabbed a veggie burrito with 7 different kinds of beans, a ganja gooball, a ten strip, 2 pressies, 2 tenths of molecule, some DMT, some yeeyo, and some pure soapium. i met up with my bisco kidz: Sunshine, Spun Rob, and Troy. We all decided to dip into the molly and then each swallowed 3 hits of L, puffed tough, and then we hit up shakedown and grabbed a couple brews for the 3 mile walk to the umphrees set. once i got to the tent i was feeling great. i saw this hot ass bunch of chicks front right rubbing on themselves and one was totally naked except she was all painted on. it was so sweet i was rocking a semi-chub like the whole show. so i puff under a tree with sunshine who was rolling her damn titties off. she started telling me about her love for all music especially biscuits and how her dad beat her..blah blah blah..time for the biscuits... so i dropped some more L and was candy flippin so hard i was shittin skittles when the boys came out. i was up front ragin it with the glowstick hotties. i ripped off my shirt and busted outta my pack of glowsticks, which i cracked open, burned with my lighter, and started flinging the glowness in the air. I was covering dem bitties and myself and we started dancing to the opening tunes of Aquatic Ape. I was sooo pumped to hear this jam as it went right into Astronaut!!! sickest Astro evah yo! i was raging harder then ever as i was so dirty and smelly and covered in glowsticks (but the ladies were loving my biscotrance dance) i sniffed some yip with my rental car keys and started getting dirty with my crew. sunshine was lost for the first couple tunes but she showed up for the astro-throw-down that was. she seemed alittle out of it due to the L but i just covered her in glowstick spunk and she was as happy as a candyflippin crackwhore covered in toxic chemicals!!! Then came caterpillar! i love this classic tune. during this tune i met up with my boy and we talked about our days at the roo and he was going off about how sick my morning jacket was and i was like cool and he was like dude take this pill. i thought it was just another pressie but it turned out to be a downer. so by the end of caterpillar i was retaHded fer sure. i told my boy hes gotta check out these hot ass youngens back stage left so we met up with the glowgirls and we all had a make out sess while dancing to what else but PINBALL WIZARD!!! SHO SHICK! i basically crapped my pants due to my loose bowels as a result of all the molecule i ingested! that and the sick JIGSAW jam that came out it! magner singing was on point as usual for this one and i put on my shades like barber and we all just started getting DOWN! i was so happy to be at a show that i literally could NOT be kicked out of! it was so sweet. i was bumping into everyone. i was like the only one who knew this sick bisco tune and i was like "you are all such bonnaNEWBS!!" it was so funny you guys totally should have been there. my boy troy was no where to be seen still and i was kinda worried but fuck it, it was time for one my favorite tunes: Bernstein&Chasnoff!! god i love this peaking jam and it sequed right into dyslexic 42!!! oh my sweet jesus-fuck-licking all encompassing GOD!!! sickest 42 ever! i was boppin up and down. and this occasion warranted some more glowstick fun. right then my boy troy showed up and i was knocking into him and introducing him to the ladies. i handed him 3 toasty hot glowsticks to dump all over us and he started REALLY spraying em! AWESOME!!! then this fucking asshole came up and started complaining about getting his fucking shirt covered in glow juice and started pushing troy around so troy b-lined it outta there and we all kinda just chilled out til the fucking sketchball hightailed to a locale that was more suitable for fucking newbs. this was right as pinball wizard came and ended and we all popped some more L and i smoked some O-dog topped headdies to chill out. then the highlight of the night...BASIS 4 a DAY! i saw this rockin tune back on NYE and was so pumped! nice uhh synth lines from magner and we all were going nuts during the HOOOOOOOOO!!. i could have sworn i heard Helix but whatever, i was so pumped i took off all my clothes sans my tightie whities and just was rubbing up on my new lady friends. some dude behind me was laughing saying they were 13 but i was like "fuck off brah". anyway this went into my new favorite tune THE GREAT ABYSS!! which i was loving. i did some key bumps with sunshine who came out from the side of the tent. she said somehing about her eye burning from the glowsticks but i didnt hear her cause i was effen' raging it! then BACK into basis!! it was like 5 am when they came out for a sick ROBOTS encore and i busted out the choicest maneuvers on the dance floor for this one. barber was shredding so hard and allen was doing the sickest jungle! oh man! when it was all over the crowd was going NUTS. i have never seen a crowd so riled up! when the show was over me and the girls went back to their tent site with troy and we all laughed and blasted nitrous tanks till 10 am. at one point troy went and stole a mounties horse and got arrested. its was fucking HILARIOUS! i banged like 2 of the chicks in their RAV4 but i couldnt really bust a phattie cause i was F'ed in the A fer sure!! but the show was so sick dudes. i hope my review gave you a taste of the serious experimentation this V 2.0 is on these days! these guys are gonna go alllll the way! see you guys at CAMP!
06/16/06 Bonnaroo, Manchester, TN
BonnarooLate-night set from 2-4am in The Other Tent.
Set I: Astronaut, Caterpillar, Pinball Wizard> 421> Pinball Wizard, Abraxis, Basis For A Day> Cyclone> Basis For A Day
Encore: Save The Robots> Bach's Inventio 32
1 inverted
2 1st time played (Johann Sebastian Bach)
Commentary: So no lie, I was right behind a scene just like this at the late night tent. I witnessed these rolled out, shirtless kids taking glowsticks, lighting them until they were opened up, and then started spraying the chemical juices on each other, often hitting people outside of their little group of e-tards. People were getting PISSED and leaving. It was such a scene. I love telling this story because these brainless kids were beyond fucked up. It's fun reading back on these real old reviews because they aren't as developed or creative as the ones to follow, but they are setting the stage for way I was going to write.
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