Camp Bisco VI

Well kidz. Camp Came. Camp Went. And Came fucking rocked my circle logo'd domepiece to the maximum fer sure. Sho much to say but I will do my best to keep it right on point - no bullshit holmes. Lets talk about the music: the jams, the new tunes, the old tunes, and of course THE FUCKING SIT INS! but before i get mathmatical on dat azz, let me get my BRAHggadocio on. cause this Camp Bisco I was the effen playaaaaaaa. chicka chicka yeaaaaaahhh!
So my momz dropped me and my tent off at the entrance cause my car is in the effen shop so i walk up to the bikers and i'm all like "yo, no car to check here. no glass or whatevs so can i pass through?" the biker looks me up and down and hes like "what about your ass?" and i step back like "what about my ass?" and fucking Greg Allman was like "You got any drugs in your ass boy? Cause we WILL check up there!.......JUST KIDDING!" I nervously laughed it off and walked slowly passed him. FUCK! dude was scary, and whats scarier is that i had fucking 2 ounces of molly in my ass! SCORE! got that shit out in the first portaparty i could find. I got in the gates at 12pm on Friday and mad people were already set up and chillin. i was flying solo for this one cause Sunshine was at home with the twin bears (they are doing real good but not ready for Camp...yet) and Robbie the bear was caught in traffic (he called my cell). I said i would secure a spot for us. I find a nice little spot, pop up the tent, and take a deep breath (hit) of fresh air (deemz) when i see a cute little blonde thing chillin in the campsite next to me. I work the whole gotmollyforsale thing but then totally gave her the freshie treatment and kicked her down a winkprint (freebie with a *wink* for playa points-halelujah hollaback). I said me and her should take a cruise and check out the scene. She was down like Shakedown and i gave girlie one of my cigs but she says she don't smoke cigs - only smokes cock!! I was like you smoke COCK? and she was like NOO!! i said POT! i smoke POT! and i was like just wait til i bust out my effen 8 inch "pipe" little lady. Anyways, I'm getting off topic. What you need to know is that cuties name is Julia and Julia and me kicked it all effen weekend. We raged Indobox, we raged Basis, we raged Slick Rick, we raged In Dub, and then the effen storm winds came flying in and we ran to her car. This is where things get hot.
So little betty boop wanted to get boofed but i got boopaloop'd and was running low on supplies. she was rolling her effen B cups awf and all day long we were dipping in the molecule, sho much so i forgot to swing any! so the storms blowing the wind all around and its raining hard and we are hiding out in her car. I put the moves on chicky real quick cause i know she is down wit my LRG gear and the way my pacifier hangs from my neck. We make out for a couple minutes, my hands running through her nappy dreads. And brahs, RIGHT when i dip down low for a rubdown on the dready snatch i get a call on my cell! FUCK! buts its robbie the bear and hes freezing cold and needs some shelter. I direct him to the car. He jumps in, busts out some yay, k, salvia, deemz, chron, L, pressies, and some oxys and we talk about lyfe.
I wake up the next morning in the hot car all alone. I missed the biscuits sets and late night but had a blast at the tentsite (from what i remember). i get out of the car and face Julias tent. sounds like someones in there looking for something. I unzip the tent to find fucking robbie banging the shit outta my little wookette!!! DUDE! i was like "yo bro, i dont know how it works in the effen green forest but this is a little extreme for a Wingbear. I mean, brahs before hahs dude." He was like whatever, get out. I was like fuck it and took some L and some some pressies and a mean toastie from Vegetarian Oasis (only thing i ate all weekend). I saw some of the Breakfast which was hot cause i didnt know Trey was gonna be at Camp and some Bustle in your Hedgegrow which was cool cause i didnt know Trey played drums either. I just couldnt wait til Biscuits and when it was time for the Biscuits i wanted to be in top shape for accurately accessing all that is 2.0 biscuits in the 007 fo sho.
So of course I was pissed about Robbie and Julia but i wasn't gonna let it stain my patchwork pants. Dude straight up stole my girl and then fucked her (and probably got her preggers too). It was like 8 pm and i go back to the tent where i find Robbie. Hes puffin some deemz and drinking a bottle of Beam. " No glass bear..and oh yea, no BEARS! brah" i said. Robbie sat up and was like "dude, i fucked you over. i did, i know it. But you passed out sho hard after we tag teamed Julia that..." "woah woah woah, we doubleteamed her? FUCK YEA! I effen LOVE US! We are sho playa its nutsac dude! i wish i remembered that shit!" So me and robbie kill the Beam, puff the deemz, hit the Chron, apply the GoldBond, do a line of yay, do a line of K, and then light a butt. Robbie and i hear the opening notes of Lunar Pursuit and i jump on his back and we race to the show. Robbie mentions that he learned his lesson from Sunshine about busting inside a chick and this time pulled out, unfortunately he drained his bearcum into my bong so watch out for that he said. I said its cool, and popped a pressie in his ass.
THE SHOW THIRD NIGHT WAS OFF THE CHIZZLECHAINS SON! SHICKEST ASTRONAUT EVAHHH!!! WHOLE SECOND SET WAS FIYAH!!!!! Me and Robbie were throwing down the iladelphi-crosshair-breakbeat-progressive-dancerock-groovemachine-trancefusion-technotronics-C+CMusicFactory dance moves on any rolled out spun out flowergirl we could see. I sold the rest of my molecule (3 gs) and winkprinted like every hunny in a 15 meter range! I was sho pimp brah. I was popping Targets in chicks mouths, G's Up Hoes Downs in chicks ears, and poppin Versaces in chicks asses. I was like fucking Poof Daddy ova here. "tell yo friends to get wit my bears and we can be friends. aight? shit, we can do this every weekend. is that aight witchu? yeaaah, keep banging" After the show, me and robbie and like 4 young ladies hit up our site and we crack open some beers and crack open some glowsticks. We put on some Sphongle and get the dance party going heavy. we convince the ladies to take off their shirts when i hear an all too familiar voice "DAAAAAVEEEEYYY!!???". fuck. its my mom. reaaarrreeeeeeee (record scratch)
"mom, fyi i said i needed to be picked up TOMORROW! wtf"
"well here i am, who is this bear?"
"my bff Rob, omg. mom its nbd"
"if its no big deal than why can't i rage it hennessey side with you spunions tonight?"
"can Robbie SIIYB?"
"Robbie can SIIMB 24/7 365!"
everybody screamed and LOL'd. we partied late night style. My momz kept it real and kept her flat brimmed hat tilted at all times. I was proud. and when her and robbie went off that night to fuck i only secretly hoped he would bust inside her so i could have a brother bear. The night was winding to a close for me. The ladies all left to find Barber or whatever and I was solo again. Just like the beginning. I got a tap on the tent. It was Julia. "Hey, I figured you and robbie needed some alone time. where is he?" "hes fucking my momz. its all good. where you been?"
"ya know, just over at the Join, hanging. i was hoping me and you could just be friends. i mean after last night, and i did have fun getting doubleteamed by you and robbie and all...well minus the whole cumming in sync thing while doing the Meatstick - thats kinda geigh - but...i think we should just be on the friends tip. ya know?"
"The Meatstick? fuck..i WAS fucked up! I mean...yea..sure my little Cleopatchwork. thats cool with me."
"lets puff this bong" she said and takes a huge hit of Robbies semen unknowingly. I was gonna say something but just laughed thinking this bitch really DOES smoke cock! We pass out together holding hands and are awoken by the effen Honeynoobers back from a wicked sesh of straight banging. We pack up the ride and i give Robbie the gift i made for him outta straight hemp rope - the ill Hammock! i set it up for him in the woods and we take off. what a camp! what memories! god i fucking love this band. 2.0 is where its at and if you dont fucking understand the unzz you may never get the unzz. its like a fucking tornado wind to the fucking cranium with the deedle dee and the boop beep boop and the unnz unzz unzz and brownie dropping the bombs....heres a video of Robbie that i took as we left Camp. til next year....



ATD

08/16/07 Indian Lookout Country Club, Mariaville, NY
Camp Bisco

Set I: Bernstein And Chasnoff, Boom Shanker1> The Great Abyss, Hot Air Balloon

1 unfinished

08/17/07 Indian Lookout Country Club, Mariaville, NY
Camp Bisco VISet I started at approximately 3:45pm in place of The New Originals because Simon Postford was delayed; Sets II and III occured in tDB scheduled evening time slot

Set I: Glastonbury1> Basis For A Day> Gangster2> Shem-Rah Boo3> Basis For A Day, Rockafella

Set II: Jigsaw Earth> Above The Waves4> Jigsaw Earth, Magellan> Termites> Magellan

Set III: Rainbow Song> Spacebirdmatingcall, Reactor> Orch Theme5> Reactor

1 Tractorbeam style
2 ending only
3 unfinished
4 inverted
5 with Simon Posford and Zach Velmer (STS9)

08/18/07 Indian Lookout Country Club, Mariaville, NY
Camp Bisco VIwith STS9 (live and PA sets), Amon Tobin, Infected Mushroom, The Juan Maclean and more

Set I: 10 Ton Foot, Astronaut> Munchkin Invasion1> Astronaut, Story Of The World2, Take A Bow3

Set II: Caterpillar> Cyclone> Caterpillar, Pilin' It High4, Papercut5> Sound One

Encore: I Wanna Be Sedated> Digital Buddha

1 inverted
2 preceded by "Strawberry Girl" fake-out
3 1st time played (Muse); with Tom Hamilton (Brothers Past) on vocals
4 Perfume version; with Johnny Rabb (BioDiesel) on drums
5 1st time played