Chilled Briefly with Aron Magner

so i got to finally meet the master of the keys himself, Mr. Aron Magner! Dude was super chill and really DTE (down to earth). I was at this bar watching March Madness and Magz came in and sat down next to me.

:::START THIS MUSIC NOW AND CONTINUE READING::::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGF9ksw-sG4&feature=related


Me: Oh wow hey there
Magz: Do i know you?
Me: um. no. but i know who you are.
Magz: oh yeah?
Me: Yeah you are Aron Magner, keyboardist for The Disco Biscuits
Magz: You got it
Me: best band ever.
Magz: well i wou..
Me: No seriously. best band of all time hands down. and you are the best keyboardist ever
Magz: no i cant sa...
Me: No dude i worship you guys. Ive seen you so many times
Magz: I mean you look kinda familiar.
Me: Me? ha..ha..i mean...thats so cool! i mean Aron Magner! knows ME?! shucks.
Magz: well i didnt say i KNOW you i guess but...
Me: You look great.
Magz: What?
Me: No i mean you look good. like you are happy. What brings you out to Cali?
Magz: Oh we are playing a few dates out here this week. Love the weather.
Me: Oh! DUH! like i totally knew that. i love conspirator. totally great stuff. i think it really gives you an opportunity to just completely open up and like take control and just...
Magz: yeah its nice to let loose. i really work up a sweat up there.
Me: i know you do! i watch you really intensely and you give it your all.
Magz: um. yeah thanks. i try. so i think im gonna get a drink but it was nice talking to you. hope to see you at the show man.
Me: Hey! let me buy you a beer! least i could do for ARON MAGNER!
Magz: No thats really...
Me: Oh please. my treat! got some good games on right now. Kansas is in trouble!
Magz: Um yeah sure why not. Ill have a Sierra Nevada. Kansas always chokes.
Me: Man ass does what?
Magz: No i said..Kansas chokes
Me: Oh! yeah! totally. God...they always do choke, and i know a thing about choking let me tell you!
Magz: wow. yeah how so?
Me: What? uh oh yeah i mean i used to play ball a lot. never could finish.
Magz: thats rough. thanks for the beer.
Me: No problem ARON MAGNER. Cheers to new best friends!
Magz: Chee...wait what? i mean we are cool sure.
Me: Sooo bestie. just kidding. So like ive been following you for like 13 years straight. i mean i'm not some like fanboy or whatever but...i mean i am a boy andddd i am a fan but not like together or whatever. Your music really turned me around. like literally. the moment your music entered my ears i knew i would need it inside me forever. i was heading down this one path and then after seeing you play i decided to take a COMPLETELY different direction in life. i mean COMPLETELY! WOAH! like my dad still hates me. But its thanks to you and the band. so what does the future hold?
Magz: Well i am hoping the band continues to...
Me: no no. not the future of the band. the future of US.
Magz: i am not following
Me: I love you
Magz: okay i should go
Me: NO!! i mean no...please...sit down. Let me buy you a shot.
Magz: Um no thanks.dude i should probably go.
Me: Wait. what? no. i mean. look.Aron...listen. I'm sorry I am just nervous because you are Aron Magner, keyboardist of the disco biscuits...
Magz: i understan...
Me: ...musical idol of mine...
Magz: yeah i forget sometimes what its like...
Me: ...Spaga...the magz...the prodigy...
Magz: I get it..
Me:.......on stage every night, just pummeling those keys and gyrating to the pulsing hard waves of sound with your tight chiseled physique...
Magz: i know..wait what the?..
Me:...just a jewy rock hard man stallion dripping in sweat and singing to me and me alone and...
Magz: thanks for the beer gotta go.
Me: ILL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW ON FRIDAY MAGNER!!!
Magz: PLEASE DONT COME!
Me: I DO EVERYTIME YOU PLAY SPY!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!

so that was my brief chill sesh with the sick and awesome Aron Magner. Super nice and REALLY big hands for someone that short! dont know if anyone ever posted about that but hes got some mitts. cant wait to see conspirator in LA.

ATD