So I met this chick last night

...at a U2 concert (flame away the tickets were free) and we were totally hitting it off all night. Shes like 4 feet tall (flame on i am only 5'2") (flame away im hung like a hippo) and our seats were like right next to her and her boyfriends (flame away but he wasnt that into her and i could tell she was unhappy with him) so i offered to get her a drink. she said she wanted a stoli razz with soda water so i ran to the bar and ordered 2 of em, one for me and one for her (flame on flamers but it actually tastes great and its low in calories, more dancin room for me) and i get back to my seat and her boyfriend and her are making out so i just kick it with Kevin, my best friend who i went with (douse me in gasoline and light me on fire you flamers i just went cause he loves U2 and i am a good friend, you fucking flame-ingos). so chica turns to me after her make out session and was like "hey you get any drinks?" and i was gonna say no but felt bad so i gave her the booze and she hands it to her man and he's all like "omg my FAV! thanks hun!" and they start making out again (scorch on flameons but i could tell she wasnt into it that much and even looked at me once) so U2 is rocking out and we are getting down and girly is giving me smiles and we are saying some stuff back and forth like i dunno...like.."so whats your name?" and like "can you buy me another drink?" to which i obviously replied "anything you want!" (flame at will but yall be jellin on my game tactics, shit was locked down) so i went and got a bunch of beers and came back and her boyfriend was there and looked mad pissed and knocked all my beers in my face and then punched me in the stomach and stormed off (flame on nancies but he was lightning fucking quick and the ground was slippery and i didnt have my glasses on and im near sighted and had beer in my eyes so like i couldnt do anything but trust that if i see him again i will easily take em out...side and ask for the money for those beers back so put your flames out) i finally get up, with some assistance, and wipe the beer off my face and realized i pissed myself (hey now, youre an allstar get your flame on) so i went to the bathroom and was wiping off and walked in to the handicap stall (flame away but some guys have trouble peeing in public urinals and need to calm themselves first in the quietness of a stall thank you very much flamerinos) and i walk in and see Kevin getting his dick sucked by my girly! (yeah flame away but Kevins fucking gay so jokes on her) Kev motions for me to leave so i go to my seat and watch some more of the show including an amazing version of Beautiful Day (flame on but that song helped me get over a pretty serious addiction to WoW but gameritis isnt like recognized yet in the medical world or whatever so take your Walk of Flame on me douchebags) and Kev comes back with girly and he's like "dude this chick is the coolest and hottest chick i have ever gotten with, she totally converted me back to being hetero" and all this shit and i was like wtf and she was like "wanna get a drink?" and i look up at Kev (cause i'm fucking short but so is fucking Tom Cruise and so is Bono so take a walk where the streets have no flame haterzzz) and he gave me a look like "aww yeah!" and i got really excited and was like "Yeah! sure!" and she grabbed a ten out of her wallet and was like "i'll have a bud lime, get yourself something too!" (flame away all night but i took that ten and bought 2 razz stoli's with soda water and pounded em BOTH! so THERE!).